It’s Great to be Together

I wanted to write some sort of holiday message of peace, reconciliation, and coming together, but nothing came to me immediately. Then it hit me: I already wrote something that’s perfect for Thanksgiving in this bizarre year of 2020. I composed this song during my folk-music days about 35 years ago, but it has everything that we have seen this year. There’s fighting, temper tantrums, division, and even social distancing in the form of being forced to eat at the “kids table” in the basement as a fully grown adult.

As a kid, my extended family used to gather for every major holiday and most minor ones. In addition to the usual religious and civil holidays, there were birthdays, 1st communions, confirmations, graduations (from both high school and middle school), weddings, anniversaries, etc. I took a quarter-century of those family holidays and mashed them into this song. Not everyone has such raucous celebrations, but my family did. Who can forget the infamous Christmas Eve fistfight of 1981, when my dad and my sister’s husband went hooks over whether little-league baseball was superior to “learning it on the streets.” The whole family was involved before that one was over. Then, with swollen eyes and split lips, we hugged and sang Christmas carols. Ah, the memories. I remember my friend Bruce once saying, “They should make a TV show about your family.” After watching the Showtime series Shameless, Kathleen thinks they did.

Those innumerable family gatherings began to wear on me after a while. In fact, when I was 23, I moved to Texas, in part to avoid the constant familial demands. Then to Colorado. Then to L.A. Then to . . . well, you get the idea. Still, while typing the lyrics to this song, it occurred to me that I’d give anything to have just one more Thanksgiving with everyone gathered together.

Like everything else this year, Thanksgiving arrives under unusual circumstances. My family lost my Uncle Don and my cousin Dawn this year, and it might be a good time to take a moment and think about friends and family that you have lost. Celebrate in small groups, wear masks when not eating, and for God’s sake, don’t talk about politics.

Here are the lyrics to the song. Believe or not, the Chicago public radio show, Midnight Special, used to play this on Thanksgivings. The people mentioned by name are my siblings.

Great to be Together Again, by Jack Henderson, 1985

It’s great to be together at this time of year,

But who dropped the olive in my glass of beer?

If we ever stop fighting, we’ll be loaded with cheer,

‘Cause it’s great to be together again.

Robb’s friend is knocking, but he can’t come in,

‘Cause today we’re eating butter ‘stead of margarine,

And Danny has his elbow in Gary’s chin,

‘Cause it’s great to be together again.

Randy took a drumstick, but he only ate the skin,

So dad started shooting dirty looks at him.

We’ll eat until we’re sick and that makes Grandma grin,

‘Cause it’s great to be together again.

Mark spilt the wine, but it’s no great loss,

So pass the sweet potatoes and the cranberry sauce;

The Bears didn’t win, and so we’re all pissed off,

But it’s great to be together again.

We’ve got uncles in the kitchen, and cousins everywhere,

So Debbie, go and get the broken folding chair.

And dad’s still swearing ‘bout the “goddamned Bears,”

But it’s great to be together again.

Mom is a magician, and every year’s the same,

She’s got eight different courses on the Radar Range,

And it’s ready to eat at half-time of the game,

‘Cause it’s great to be together again.

Mom forgot asparagus when she was at the store,

So dad got mad and wouldn’t eat no more;

He threw his mashed potatoes on the kitchen floor,

Boy, it’s great to be together again.

Well, I’m down here with the kids although I’m twenty-five,

Eating in the basement with the spiders and flies;

I guess I’m stuck down here until somebody dies,

But it’s great to be together again.

Well it’s great to be together at this time of year,

But who dropped the olive in my glass of beer;

If we ever stop fighting we’ll be loaded with cheer,

‘Cause it’s great to be together again.

What Happens Next?

It took a while, but the votes have all been counted, and the election is finally over. It was certainly no landslide or “Blue Wave” as some were predicting, but the final decision was clear and decisive. If it didn’t seem that way, that’s because we live in an era in which close elections are the norm. A few points of historical perspective:

1) Because of the heavy turnout (over 65%), both candidates received more votes than any other person in history. Biden won by over 6 million votes, 51% to 47%. Biden also had a solid majority in the electoral college, 306-232, the exact same numbers as Trump had in 2016, when he claimed that he had an overwhelming mandate.

2) While the 4% margin might seem thin, only three elections since 1960 have seen the winner claim more than 53% of the vote: LBJ in 1964, Nixon in 1972, Reagan in 1984. All of the other 12 elections have been decided by a less than 6% margin.

3) It is difficult for an incumbent president to lose a re-election campaign, as only four have managed to accomplish the feat in the past century, Herbert Hoover in 1928, Jimmy Carter in 1976, Bush Sr. in 1992, and now Trump. In all of those cases, the incumbent president was seen as failing to take decisive action or deal effectively with a crisis. For Hoover it was the Great Depression, Carter had the Iran Hostage situation, Bush had a serious recession, and Trump had Covid and an economic implosion.

4) A little historical trivia: Trump is only the 3rd man since the Civil War (William Jennings Bryan, 1896 & 1900, and Thomas Dewey, 1944 & ’48, are the other two) to lose two the popular vote in two consecutive elections.

Okay, so what happens now. Historians are loathe to predict the future, as am I, especially when dealing with this most unpredictable of presidents. Again, however, we can look to the past for a hint of what to expect.

Prediction number 1: The economy will improve. That’s a pretty safe guess, since we’re in a mess at the moment. While Trump has been proclaiming “the greatest economy in history,” job losses have been astronomical, lives hang in the balance, and Congress has failed to enact a second relief bill. Before we see any improvement, however, we will see some dark days ahead. Trump’s failure to even acknowledge the Covid Virus, let alone do anything about it, has created this incredible spike in the number of cases and deaths. That will force state governments to reinstate shut-down measures, a process that has already begun. Thus economic recovery will be delayed.

–Prediction number 2: It’s also safe to say that Biden will provide more leadership in the battle versus Covid than Trump has, and he will base his actions on science, not political expediency. In recent days, we have had good news about the development of two new Covid vaccines. To be fair, Trump’s push for the development of a vaccine at “warp speed” probably hastened it’s progress. Of course, it’s now clear that he did this for political gain, not because he cared about the lives of Americans. And let’s not give him too much credit; that would be like congratulating a drunk driver who is weaving down the road and accidently wanders into the correct lane on occasion. Even many people who voted for Trump feel more confidence in Biden in terms of organizing distribution and inoculation efforts. Still, this has been a befuddling virus thus far, and we are learning more about it every day. So stay tuned on this front.

Prediction number 3: The stock market will do well over the next four years. The market has rebounded significantly since election day, both because of Biden’s election and the Covid vaccine news. It’s not that investors like Democrats more than Republicans; it had more to do with the election removing the cloud of uncertainty that has hovered over Wall Street for so long. The fact is, however, that, over the past forty years, the stock market has performed considerably better under Democratic presidents than under GOP leaders. Here are the numbers by president for the S & P 500 performance since 1980:

Clinton, + 210% improvement

Obama, + 182%

Reagan, + 117%

Bush, Sr., + 51%

Trump, + 45%

Bush, Jr., – 40%

Of course, the stock market is not the entire economy; it is more of an indicator of investor confidence. It does, however, reflect economic growth. And many people, myself included, are dependent on a strong stock market for their retirement incomes. In terms of gross domestic product, which is a more accurate indicator of economic strength, Clinton has a slight edge over Reagan, with the others trailing significantly. All three Democrats (if we include Biden) inherited an economy in serious distress. Both Clinton and Obama, however, handed their successors a robust economy that was getting even stronger. (Few seem to remember that the US was operating on an actual surplus for the last few years of Clinton’s administration—the government was taking in more money than it was spending.) Here’s hoping that Biden can do the same thing.

Moreover, for generations, the Democrats were decried as the “tax and spend” party, while the GOP was seen as the party of financial restraint. From the 1930s to 1980, Democrats dominated the national government, implemented relatively high taxes on the wealthy (when compared to today), regularly paid off government loans, and kept the national debt low. The post-War economy hummed along beautifully under those circumstances until the 1970s. The party positions have been reversed in recent years. Republicans have become the “borrow and spend” party since 1980, spending money at a much higher rate while also cutting taxes for the wealthy and corporations. That means that we have had to borrow much more money in order to function. Then, of course, the US has to repay those enormous loans along with the considerable interest that has accrued along the way. The end result is that our national debt (the amount of money the government owes banks) has grown exponentially, quadrupling in the 12 years of Reagan-Bush leadership alone. That growing debt keeps being pushed forward to the next generation, and, until we get responsible fiscal leaders who will combine spending restraint with a more equitable tax system, the national debt looms over the country like a mushroom cloud.

In the end, as a recent Forbes Magazine article stated, the stock market doesn’t really care who the president is. It does, however, love gridlock.

Prediction number 4: Gridlock will continue. There are still two senatorial races facing run-off elections in Georgia on January 5th. Despite that, I believe the Republicans will retain control of the Senate. That’s bad news for Progressives in the Democratic party who are hoping for wholesale changes in the political system. It’s good news for investors who do not want to see dramatic changes that could disrupt the economy. As long as the two parties share control in the executive and legislative branches, we will not see any significant new laws, and government will avoid swinging to one extreme or the other. Further, while the Democrats united to defeat Trump, the various branches of the coalition disagree significantly on important issues. Progressives wanting to “defund” the police and other such reforms will be disappointed, because, despite the ridiculous claims by Trump and the GOP that Biden is a dangerous, screaming radical, he is and always has been, squarely in the center on most political issues. He has made a career out of compromising and working with Republicans. There is no reason to believe that his presidency will be any different, despite the pressure he will receive from the left wing of his party. That said, the GOP has become so radicalized by Trump, Fox, Limbaugh, etc., that the party will remain completely unwilling to compromise, despite how much that intransigence hurts the nation. Result: more gridlock.

Prediction number 5: In the eyes of the world, the US will be stronger and more respected under Biden’s leadership. This is another no-brainer. Trump took a nation that was admired worldwide under Obama, a US that provided leadership on many important issues, and he turned us into a laughingstock. The only country that will be disappointed by Biden’s victory will be Russia, which treated Trump like Putin’s personal lapdog. Within the US, the diplomatic corps, intelligence agencies, FBI, CIA, and military leaders will all breathe a sigh of relief on January 20th. Trump demanded that all of those people use their non-partisan offices to help re-elect the president, rather than do what was best for the security of this nation. He also insulted our fighting men and women and all veterans by saying they were “losers” for fighting to defend their nation. All of that will stop.

Last night, Kathleen and I finished watching the brilliant WWII series, Band of Brothers. We started watching it, for the 2nd or 3rd time, on Veterans Day. If you are not familiar with the series, you owe it to yourself to see it. The ten-part factual history drama follows one unit of American soldiers, from training camp to the end of the war in Europe. Interspliced with the film are interviews with the actual soldiers. The commitment and sacrifice of those men, along with their willingness to put their nation ahead of themselves is astounding. The series is inspiring, emotional, and thought provoking.

During the last two episodes, Hitler is being smashed by the Russians from the east and the Americans and British from the west. There is no longer any hope for a Nazi victory. Rather than give up and admit defeat, however, Hitler orders his elite SS troops to retreat into the Alps and continue fighting a guerilla war—to the death if necessary. Sound familiar?

Our own autocratic, would-be dictator has refused to accept reality. He, too, has ordered his stalwart supporters to fight to the death on his behalf. Thus, we are subjected to frivolous lawsuits that have led even the obsequious Tucker Carlson on Fox to urge Trump to “give it up.” It all came to a ludicrous pinnacle a few days ago when Trump’s $20,000-a-day lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, gave a bizarre press-conference that serves as a metaphor for the entire post-election charade. While making wild accusations (my favorite was the one about a Venezuelan president, dead since 2013, being part of the conspiracy to defeat Trump), without any evidence, of course, Rudy began to literally melt down before our eyes. Not only did his torrent of lies cause him to sweat profusely, but the rivulets of perspiration became mixed with dark-colored hair dye that ran down his face in a grotesque display of the ineptitude of Trump’s doomed attempts to steal the election. Ironically, the president’s efforts to undermine the democratic process before the election led voting officials to employ extra safe-guards against fraud or any other possible corruption. The result was the cleanest and most unimpeachable election in history, which left Trump no avenue through which to overturn the results by fraudulent means.

Prediction number 6: Despite all misgivings you might be feeling about the Covid crisis and the election, we will get through this. The cavalry (and the vaccine) is on the way, and January 20th will arrive. Finally, remember the example of those brave men depicted in Band of Brothers.  They serve as healthy reminders of what this country is capable of accomplishing when its people are united in purpose and direction.

A River Runs Through It

On Thursday, I was overwhelmed by uncertainty. The Covid epidemic is seething in Wisconsin. This morning, I awoke again to the sound of a helicopter landing at the nearby hospital, taking a patient to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. The uncertainty stems, of course, from the fact that we have no idea when this will all end and when—or if—we can return to our normal lives. On top of that, the presidential election is still undecided three days after the fact. The counting continues in many states to ensure that every vote is tabulated, but more uncertainty is the only result we have at the moment.

So, beset by these uneasy feelings, I decided to go for a walk. It was a gloriously warm, November day, with bright sunshine and temperatures in the high sixties, and I thought I’d wander to the Kinnickinnic River downtown. After all, what could be more constant and assuring than nature. That little river has run through this area since the last ice age. It is something solid and consistent. Just what I need to settle my troubled mind. For those unfamiliar with the area, the river enters the town from the northeast, runs north-to-south through downtown, then turns west where it flows to the St. Croix River about seven miles away. In town, however, two dams interrupt that meandering path. Right at the edge of downtown, the Junction Dam blocks the river and forms Lake George. The runoff from that dam continues south where it is joined by the water from the South Branch of the Kinnickinnic until it is again blocked by the Powell Dam. Behind that dam is another man-made body of water called Lake Louise. Powell Dam was built in 1904 to facilitate a flour mill, and it was later adapted to generate electricity. Thus, for 116 years, the Kinnickinnic River and its two lakes have run through town, looking from the air like a giant boa constrictor that has swallowed two large animals.

I parked downtown and crossed the bridge to the bike path that follows the river. As I walked next to Lake George, hundreds of geese were honking as they rested in the shallow water on their annual pilgrimage to the south. Above me, other geese flew in perfect vee formations in an impressive aerial display. I paused to watch the water rush over the Junction Dam before crossing the swinging bridge into Glen Park. As I left the park, I entered the woods and followed the dirt footpath back down to the river. Deep in thought, I looked down through the trees to my right expecting to see the fifteen-acres of Lake Louise.

It was gone.

Having grown used to seeing a sizable body of water in that spot, it was remarkable to see instead an expanse of mudflats cut by a meandering stream as it ran toward Powell Dam. During the thousands of years in which the river ran down that channel, it had knifed its way through the bedrock and formed a miniature Grand Canyon right here in River Falls. Perhaps a “Petite Canyon” is more accurate, as it appeared, from my distant vantage point, to be only about ten or fifteen feet deep. To get a better view, I cautiously moved closer to the steep cliffs above the water, trying not to tumble over the edge into the muddy plains so recently exposed. Looking down, it was a bit like returning to a childhood home only to find that it had been torn down and replaced by a different house. It jars the system.

I researched this situation and discovered that the dam had been opened on October 1 in order to see if the June 29 flood had caused any damage to the concrete dam. Earlier, in April, 2019, the City Council had voted to take down the dams over time, with Powell Dam scheduled to be dismantled in 2026, and Junction Dam coming down ten or fifteen years later. So this is a preview of what things might look like in six years.

Until then, the current condition of Lake Louise presents a view of the river not seen since 1965, when heavy winter snowfalls led to spring floods that damaged Powell Dam. That was the only other time that the lake had been drained.

I’m not sure how long the river will remain in its present state. Those who long lobbied the city to dismantle the dams used the rallying cry of “Free the Kinni.” This is a rare opportunity to watch the river run free, as it once did in the past and will again in the future.